Replacement set
⭐ 5 Stars for the Sheets… 27 Stars for MY BOX! 📦🐾
An official review by Princess Penny, Chief Mischief Officer and Self-Appointed Queen of Everything.
Henlo! Iz me, Princess Penny. 👑🐈
Apparently Mummy ordered some fancy sheets from The Lad Collective. There was a little manufacturing hiccup with the first set, but Mummy said getting them replaced was super easy and the customer service was fantastic.
She absolutely LOVES sleeping on them and says they're so comfy she never wants another brand.
Blah blah blah… comfy sheets… blah blah blah…
EXCUSE ME, MOTHER. CAN WE DISCUSS THE BOX?! 📦
You see, Mummy thinks she ordered luxury bedding for herself.
WRONG.
She ordered a luxury cardboard palace for ME, and some sheets just happened to be stuffed inside it.
The box is absolutely PAWFECT!
✅ Excellent sitting facilities.
✅ Perfect for plotting world domination.
✅ Ideal for hiding in while pretending nobody can see me.
✅ Convenient location for launching surprise attacks on unsuspecting ankles.
✅ Big enough for one very important princess.
❌ NOT suitable for sharing with Lucy. She can get her own box. Peasant.
Mummy keeps saying, "Penny, get out of the box!"
I say, "Penny? Never heard of her. This property is now under new management."
I've already claimed ownership, appointed myself Head of Security and started charging Mummy rent to look at me.
Occasionally I allow her to admire my royal residence. Touching it requires written permission and three treats.
So Mummy gives The Lad Collective 5 stars for their beautiful, comfortable sheets and brilliant customer service.
I give them 27 stars for providing a premium feline palace with complimentary bedding for the staff.
Would absolutely recommend.
Would absolutely order again.
Would absolutely steal the next box too.
Love, Princess Penny 👑🐾
P.S. Dear The Lad Collective, please consider selling your boxes separately. The sheets are lovely apparently, but your cardboard accommodation is where the REAL luxury is.
P.P.S. Lucy, if you're reading this… GET OUT OF MY BOX. 😹
joanne d.
Hi Joanne (and Princess Penny!), this has absolutely made our day! 😂 We're so glad everyone is happy, especially Her Royal Highness! Thank you for the laughs, your kindness and your wonderful support! Please give Princess Penny our royal regards! 👑🐾
